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Sometimes it's fun to try your luck with the five-second rule. But as at least one person I know can attest, the game is never as fun if you get dysentery. Don't eat stuff off the floor. Especially not at a dilapidated music venue in Northern Indiana. If you do, you might want to get yourself a shirt to commemorate the occasion. Printed on durable, soft, and comfortable tees that make for great loungewear if you or someone you know is recovering from dysentery. Retail fit and quality, sizing chart below for reference.

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 17.99 20.00 21.97 23.98 25.98 27.99 30.04 31.97
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.24 7.76 8.23 8.74 9.25 9.76 10.24 10.75

 

All I Got Was Dysentery T-Shirt

$24.99Price
Excluding Sales Tax
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